Seeking for a husband and for a lover wanted., Pretoria – 50

A desolate widow of 50 years decided it was time to marry again, so she decided to publish an ad in the local newspaper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED - The applicant must be mature 60 - 70yr age; not deceive me with another, and must be good in bed... All applicants must appear in person"
On the second day, the widow heard the doorbell and went to open the door. To her surprise, the old woman found a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.
The widow said, "You cannot seriously think I will consider you as a suitor, right? You do not even have legs..."
The old man smiled and replied: "Yes, and so I cannot run to another"
"But neither do you have arms", the woman said.
"Yes, and so I can never beat you", the man replied.
The widow raised her eyebrows and asked, "And yet you're good in bed?"
With a huge smile the old man replied: "Somehow I rang the bell, didn't I?"